Nature is not cruel, only pitilessly indifferent.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:09:20 -0400

kramergate: creepsandcrawlers: kramergate: i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:01:16 -0400

creepsandcrawlers:

kramergate:

i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

if u eat it the fey own u tho

that’s the fey’s problem

battlecrazed-axe-mage: I love the color distribution on this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:25:25 -0400

A post shared by Battlecrazed Axe Mage (@battlecrazedaxemage) on Jun 14, 2018 at 12:53pm PDT

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

I love the color distribution on this blue/magenta gemini d20! It looks like deep embers covered in blue stone

carsthatnevermadeitetc:Mercury Cougar GS Wagon, 1982

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:11:32 -0400

carsthatnevermadeitetc:

Mercury Cougar GS Wagon, 1982

yourplayersaidwhat: DM: Your dreams are plagued with writhing, slimy tentacles, leaving you feeling...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:01:21 -0400

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Your dreams are plagued with writhing, slimy tentacles, leaving you feeling immensely disturbed.

Bard (ooc): Can I roll to see if I’m into it?

DM: Please do not.

smallrevolutionary: trungles: shorterexcerpts: styro: salon: ...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:01:21 -0400

smallrevolutionary:

trungles:

shorterexcerpts:

styro:

salon:

Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.

fuckin’ ronnie

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

“Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.”

Damn.

i am reblogging again because….. fuck ronald reagan forever and ever and ever and ever.

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:01:12 -0400

birdologist:cinereous vultures being, uh, cinereous vultures

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 12:01:16 -0400

birdologist:

cinereous vultures being, uh, cinereous vultures

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Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:08:05 -0400

tchalisew: southernbitchface: m–ood: A very curious...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:01:41 -0400

tchalisew:

southernbitchface:

m–ood:

A very curious octopus.

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

If you had several million dollars to spend on building a castle, what would your castle look like?

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:44:40 -0400

$50,000 would go towards making it look like this:

The rest of the millions would go towards making the legs robotic so I can walk my horrifying new house everywhere while also evading property tax.

seatrench: (source)

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 12:01:35 -0400

seatrench:

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greggorysshocktheater: Topps Frankenstein Valentines 2 art by...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 12:01:27 -0400

greggorysshocktheater:

Topps Frankenstein Valentines 2 art by Norm Saunders

anarcho-tolkienist: dwergaz: parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 12:01:43 -0400

anarcho-tolkienist:

dwergaz:

parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

!!!

artists similar to that lemon demon guy because we need more sweet jams in our lives

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 10:38:09 -0400

wizardscience:

Bryan Scary & The Shredding Tears
i found this guy somewhere on reddit some time ago and pretty much fell in love with his stuff. weird content, cult-y esque story-songs with catchy beats. all very good, super underrated!!! i feel like im the only person who listens to them. join me. my favorite song would probably be The Curious Disappearance of the Sky Ship Thunder Man or Andromeda’s Eyes
Tally Hall
tally hall is a fantastic band. almost all of their songs feel like running a maze through several different songs. or emotions. or something. i cant find many interpretations on the meanings of their songs but most of them seem pretty abstract lyrically. its a sweet mix between whimsical and creepy. my favorite song by them is & (thats the songs name)
Rob Cantor
yes. yes i am referring to the guy who lead the infamous shia labeouf song. but besides that absolute masterpiece… he has some sweet jams. also, he was in tally hall but now makes his own stuff. my favorite song is I’m Gonna Win. mostly because it reminds me of a certain kaiju fucker…
That Handsome Devil
they dont have a youtube channel so im going to link a playlist here. i would describe their genre as… dad music with macabre overtones to their mostly story telling songs. especially Charlie’s Inferno which has the beat of mr. sandman while talking about an old man getting damned to hell. its good music
Richie Branson
you may know him from his outro songs in camp camp. he is the peak of nerdcore and his songs are fucking great. i havent listened to much outside the camp camp album, but he’s extremely talented. my favorite song by him is I, For One, Welcome Our Robot Overlords or maybe The Bard’s Tale which by the way is exactly what you think it is.
feel free to add more!

forest-of-books: ayellowbirds: monstersdownthepath: vonbaghager: A faerie introduces himself....

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:01:44 -0400

forest-of-books:

ayellowbirds:

monstersdownthepath:

vonbaghager:

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

I got asked for clarification on this (but can’t reblog that particular post cuz on mobile), which I’m more than happy to provide.

In this post, a faerie is asking for ‘your’ name. The way he is wording it, however, and the accompanying beckoning motion, makes it seem as though he is asking for you to physically hand your name over. Which, because of how some faeries operate, he is.

In this instance, saying your name aloud to the fae would be literally giving your name over to him, the exact consequences of which are left up to the imagination–usually, a fae even knowing your name gives it some measure of power over you, but giving something your name would likely let it completely take over your life.

In this instance, the wording you want to use is something like “I will not give you my name, but I will tell you that it’s [name].” Alternately, you can just lie to him.

Might i suggest the less direct yet still name-preserving “you may call me…”? It dodges the request while still giving an answer of a name, which does not even have to be yours, but any name you feel like telling the fae they can use to refer to you. I would recommend “Ainsel”.

Glad Tumblr is still dispensing useful real-life tips

thepocket-mouse: thepocket-mouse: sketchbook 5.16.18 I’ve just...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 12:01:21 -0400

thepocket-mouse:

thepocket-mouse:

sketchbook 5.16.18

I’ve just added a few prints of this one to my shop! https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/616571833/moon-meadow-whimsical-fantasy-art-giclee

shitload-of-muses: paper-mario-wiki: if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 12:01:31 -0400

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

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Thu, 14 Jun 2018 12:02:46 -0400

pussykraken:my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice,...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 12:01:24 -0400

pussykraken:

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”