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June 2018

Jun 26, 2018 21,649 notes
#art

kramergate:

creepsandcrawlers:

kramergate:

i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

if u eat it the fey own u tho

that’s the fey’s problem

Jun 26, 2018 86,259 notes
#faerie #random
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#dice
Jun 25, 2018 438 notes
#vehicles

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Your dreams are plagued with writhing, slimy tentacles, leaving you feeling immensely disturbed.

Bard (ooc): Can I roll to see if I’m into it? 

DM: Please do not.

Jun 25, 2018 16,093 notes
#dnd
Jun 24, 2018 151,153 notes
#politics
Jun 23, 2018 48,738 notes
#random
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Jun 22, 2018 669 notes
#birds #vultures #video
Jun 21, 2018 118,466 notes
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Jun 21, 2018 311,407 notes
#marine biology #video
If you had several million dollars to spend on building a castle, what would your castle look like?

$50,000 would go towards making it look like this:

The rest of the millions would go towards making the legs robotic so I can walk my horrifying new house everywhere while also evading property tax. 

Jun 20, 2018 9,547 notes
#random
Jun 20, 2018 5,104 notes
#nudibranchs #look at this sweet heart! #gif #marine biology
Jun 19, 2018 790 notes
#random

anarcho-tolkienist:

dwergaz:

parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

!!!

Jun 18, 2018 179,329 notes
#quizzes
artists similar to that lemon demon guy because we need more sweet jams in our lives

wizardscience:

Bryan Scary & The Shredding Tears  
i found this guy somewhere on reddit some time ago and pretty much fell in love with his stuff. weird content, cult-y esque story-songs with catchy beats. all very good, super underrated!!! i feel like im the only person who listens to them. join me. my favorite song would probably be The Curious Disappearance of the Sky Ship Thunder Man or Andromeda’s Eyes 

Tally Hall 
tally hall is a fantastic band. almost all of their songs feel like running a maze through several different songs. or emotions. or something. i cant find many interpretations on the meanings of their songs but most of them seem pretty abstract lyrically. its a sweet mix between whimsical and creepy. my favorite song by them is & (thats the songs name) 

Rob Cantor
yes. yes i am referring to the guy who lead the infamous shia labeouf song. but besides that absolute masterpiece… he has some sweet jams. also, he was in tally hall but now makes his own stuff. my favorite song is I’m Gonna Win. mostly because it reminds me of a certain kaiju fucker…

That Handsome Devil 
they dont have a youtube channel so im going to link a playlist here. i would describe their genre as… dad music with macabre overtones to their mostly story telling songs. especially Charlie’s Inferno which has the beat of mr. sandman while talking about an old man getting damned to hell. its good music

Richie Branson
you may know him from his outro songs in camp camp. he is the peak of nerdcore and his songs are fucking great. i havent listened to much outside the camp camp album, but he’s extremely talented. my favorite song by him is I, For One, Welcome Our Robot Overlords or maybe The Bard’s Tale which by the way is exactly what you think it is.

feel free to add more! 

Jun 18, 2018 115 notes
#music

forest-of-books:

ayellowbirds:

monstersdownthepath:

vonbaghager:

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

I got asked for clarification on this (but can’t reblog that particular post cuz on mobile), which I’m more than happy to provide.

In this post, a faerie is asking for ‘your’ name. The way he is wording it, however, and the accompanying beckoning motion, makes it seem as though he is asking for you to physically hand your name over. Which, because of how some faeries operate, he is.

In this instance, saying your name aloud to the fae would be literally giving your name over to him, the exact consequences of which are left up to the imagination–usually, a fae even knowing your name gives it some measure of power over you, but giving something your name would likely let it completely take over your life.

In this instance, the wording you want to use is something like “I will not give you my name, but I will tell you that it’s [name].” Alternately, you can just lie to him.

Might i suggest the less direct yet still name-preserving “you may call me…”? It dodges the request while still giving an answer of a name, which does not even have to be yours, but any name you feel like telling the fae they can use to refer to you. I would recommend “Ainsel”.

Glad Tumblr is still dispensing useful real-life tips

Jun 17, 2018 125,185 notes
#faerie
Jun 16, 2018 7,213 notes
#art

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

Jun 15, 2018 172,504 notes
#random
Jun 14, 2018 499 notes
#marine biology

pussykraken:

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

Jun 13, 2018 101,072 notes
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Jun 13, 2018 67,160 notes
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Jun 12, 2018 11,594 notes
#sculptures

transpeter:

is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching” and i would be like “yeah that sounds like something jeff goldblum would genuinely be trying to teach someone” it could really go either way with him

Jun 11, 2018 66,984 notes
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kintatsujo:

shiisiln:

watsons-solarpunk:

xenozerrez:

solarpunknetwork:

thewritingsquid:

solarpunknetwork:

txwatson:

I keep seeing people asking ‘is solarpunk really punk?’ because it’s too happy and optimistic and stuff

and I’m picturing a perfect moment in a solarpunk community — the neighbourhood mayor standing with a shit-eating grin on her face when the cops come and cut them off from city power, and nothing turns off

This is my absolute favorite example of how solarpunk is punk. Also, Detroit (and a lot of other places) could probably use something similar for water. Especially in places where it’s illegal to harvest rainwater. I dunno, maybe water tanks cleverly designed as yard art?

Like… yeah it’s happy and optimistic, but my view of solarpunk at least is in complete defiance of many capitalist ideals so if that’s not punk … ‘Punk’ isn’t edgy, dark and gritty. Not to me. Building a society completely based on renewable resources, accessibility for all, and constant sharing is a big fuck you to the current system if you ask me.

Exactly. Near future solarpunk especially requires rebelling against the current system. Punk is about defiance (at least that’s what it’s come to mean colloquially). Defiance doesn’t have to be destruction and violence and grit, it can look like stubborn creation and community building and rejecting many of the dominant system’s values. 

Wait. Why would harvesting rainwater be illegal?

There’s an interpretation of the concept of property that says if something has value, then someone should be getting paid for it. Despite being flatly absurd and riddled with obvious logical flaws, this has been one of the major philosophies of property in the US, in some contexts (including water) for over a hundred years. This Washington Post article gets into it in detail. 

According to this logic, if there are water suppliers in a region, then they’re entitled to money when people get water. Collecting rainwater for yourself gets around that, so, in this concept of property, it’s a form of theft.

There have also been legal battles over people growing food in their lawns, generating their own electricity, etc. If you’re looking to extricate yourself from the systems wherein you have to serve the interests of specific wealthy people to survive, many parts of the western world are ready to use the force of government intervention to stop you.

I feel like a big chunk of the ‘dark, gritty’ aesthetic punk is associated with came as a reaction to the bright, glamorous ‘American Dream’ imagery and patronizing ad campaigns of the 50s.

But now that we’re being sold “The future is bleak and dirty and there’s nothing you can do about it,” being optimistic and cheerful is the most punk and rebellious thing you can do

This is an extremely well put point.

Jun 10, 2018 49,410 notes
#random
Jun 9, 2018 4,873 notes
#fashion
Jun 9, 2018 15,813 notes
#dnd #art
Jun 8, 2018 6,751 notes
#minerals
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Jun 8, 2018 101,320 notes
#marvel #video
Jun 8, 2018 404 notes
#star trek
Concept Playlists

freesnack:

As Requested 

+ You walk out of your shitty roadside motel room that you’ve been staying in since you ran away from home. It hasn’t been cleaned since the 50s but at least no one will find you out here, in the middle of the desert. You head towards the ice machine, but someone is already there. It’s the most popular girl in school, who you’ve had a crush on since 6th grade. She’s run away too. 

+ The year is 1987, You’re part of a ragtag band of misfits that have been friends since childhood. All of you are gay, but no one has admitted it yet so rifts are forming in the gang. One summer morning you roller skate over to your best friend, the only other girl in the groups house to tell her you’re in love with her. Will it tear group apart once and for all or bring you back together? 

+  You and your closest friends sit on the roof of your suburban house watching the sunset. The crisp, nearly-autumn breeze blows against your over sized hoodie while you sip cheap, lukewarm beer from a paper bag. No one says anything, no one has to. 

+ It’s 1:30 am and you’re driving out of the city with your girlfriend asleep in the passenger seat. there are lights glowing on the highway and in the city behind you but it feels like its just the two of you, and you wish it could last forever

+ You’re on the road with a crappy RV you bought somewhere sketchy with your best friend and her dog on the trip of a lifetime trying to make it as a bluegrass singer. You fall in love over crumpled maps, roadside lemonade, campfire sing alongs, and grimy dive bars where you pay for meals by washing dishes. 

+ You walk into your room, satin gown flowing in your wake,You dramatically collapse into a dark velvet chair as if the cameras are rolling. You put on a record and pour your fourth glass of red wine. Your fifth husband has mysteriously died, good thing he left everything to you in the will.

+ You’re at a Halloween party in the basement of a seedy punk club, so wasted you can’t see straight. The ground starts shaking. More than it was before, are you imagining it? No. The bands screaming has gone from angry to terrified. The apocalypse is happening right now. 

+ You stand in front of the house at the edge of town. The house with boarded up windows. The house with broken glass in the yard instead of flowers, like everyone else in your small misty mountain town. The house no one talks about. The house you only go when you have no where else to go. You have someone to find in there, someone you need to bring home. 

+ You’re a music producer who died overdosing on cocaine at a club in the 70s. You awaken in the exact spot you died in the year 2073. Youre hungry, thirsty, and hornier than you’ve ever been. But most importantly, you look as fly as you always have and you’re surrounded by beautiful women. 

+ She’s an urban witch. A drugstore sorceress, mixing potions of Xanax and gasoline. Selling them on a street corner in the east village. No one knows her name, few know her face, But they say you’ll know her when you see her. You approach her on a chilled November night and offer a pack of cigarettes for a love potion. Hands shaking with anxiety and cold. She looks you in the eye and tells you you don’t need love potion. She’ll give you everything you want for free. 

+ You’re a nerd, a nobody, the kid who sits by herself at lunch. The kid who never talks and never gets noticed by anyone. Yet here you are, dressed in your big sisters clothes, standing in the coolest girl in schools living room while a party rages around you. Tonight you’re going to be cool. Tonight you’re going to be the life of the party. Tonight she’s finally going to realize you exist. This is either the bravest thing you’ve ever done or the stupidest.

+ You’ve been climbing the mountain for three days and three nights. Out of food, out of water, and utterly, painfully alone. Just when you think you can walk no farther, you hear a waterfall in the distance. With your remaining ounce of strength you launch yourself the final few yards. You collapse to your knees and peer into the clear, cool water. But Instead of seeing your face your entire life is reflected back at you. 

Jun 8, 2018 5,083 notes
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Jun 8, 2018 74,038 notes
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Jun 7, 2018 134,967 notes
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Jun 6, 2018 7,182 notes
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Jun 6, 2018 168 notes
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wizardscience:

ostrich-cakes:

My tortoise Ozzy just had her 4th birthday, so I made her a watermelon and cantaloupe layered cake with carrot candles. She had zero respect for my presentation. 

oh but she loves it so much!!! happy birthday ozzy!!!

Jun 5, 2018 2,111 notes
#what a cutie! #animals
Jun 4, 2018 56,614 notes
#gif #marine biology

pizzaback:

skirtsuit-angel:

pizzaback:

pizzaback:

i found out recently that the very first trees did not rot when they died because the microbes that decompose trees hadnt evolved yet…which makes sense but it’s weird to think about. this actually caused a huge change in the climate at the time and many of these trees turned into coal because of it…

like imagine a tree falling in the forest and the trunk just stays there for years and years with little change, and it only goes away when it is buried under dirt. that’s weird.

obviously they were still working on the worldbuilding back then

imagine all the lag from those trunks laying around. glad they patched those microbes in

Jun 3, 2018 81,063 notes
#science #? #trees
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Jun 2, 2018 1,130 notes
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Tips from my dad about buying a car

dazeofthundr:

basilstorm:

basilstorm:

- Go in at the end of the month
- Buy the model of the year right before the model for the next year comes out (dealers get desperate to sell the old models)
- Refuse to put any money down. Say that if they ask you to put down money, you’ll leave
- Seriously. If they ask you to put down money say you need to go and walk out
- If there’s another dealership nearby, tell them that you’re walking there right after you leave
- If a deal seems unfair but you really like the car, tell them you’re going to another dealership and leave. Chances are, they’ll call back the next day with a better deal
- If possible, after the first call wait till the last few days of the month and they’ll likely call again with an even better deal
- Look around for family and friends that need a car. If you buy more than one car from the same dealership you’ll get a much better deal
- If a family member/friend is looking for a used car while you’re looking for a new car or vice versa, still get the used car from the same dealership
- If you decide to buy a new car after a few years, trade in the old car and buy a new one from the same dealership. Companies appreciate loyalty and will likely offer you a lower price

UPDATED (My dad went to college for finance, more specifically he looked a lot at stocks and how to sell things for a maximum profit. He learned it from the perspective of the company but it also works in his advantage)

- When you walk into a dealership, the salesperson will immediately “be your friend”. They’ll act like it’s you and them against dealership
- Sometimes a salesperson will offer to talk to the manager. This does not mean anything. Chances are, they’re going to have small talk for a few minutes and come back out
- Carefully consider the usefulness of an extended warranty. You’re losing money unless there’s an accident or issue soon after you buy the car
- This wasn’t so clear before, but you’re still going to have to pay a down payment. What you should refuse is a securing payment
- The securing payment is a psychological trick. You feel more tied to the company so you’re more likely to buy from them
- You’re extremely more likely to buy at the last place you go, but with the securing payment you’re less likely to go to another dealership due to a sense of commitment
- A salesperson may say it’s a limited time deal. Most times, unless this is the last of that years model, or it’s a special event, the deal is not going away and will still be there if you decide to go back. It’s not necessarily a deal breaker, but you should be suspicious if it’s said to you
- Save money by asking to buy the floor model. There’s no mileage on it, but it’s worth less because people have sat in it
- Or, ask to buy the demo if you’re willing to buy a car with some mileage. The depreciation of the price is usually worth it
- Each can get you a few thousand dollars off due to the fact that it is technically not a “new” car anymore
- Always look at the websites and play around with the build a car, payment calculators, or anything other offered features. Make sure when you’re using it you look at the down payment and the number of months that you will be paying for the car over
- Try to not buy a really obscure model because the trade in value will be lower
- Get the maximum down payment you can afford to lower the interest cost
- Look for a crash rating test. A 5 is going to get good trade in value, and is much safer

(This was written in NY so there might be exceptions in other states or countries)

I needed this thank you

Jun 2, 2018 40,224 notes
#adulting
Jun 2, 2018 11,719 notes
#fashion
Jun 2, 2018 47,237 notes
#lgbt

enbyofdionysos:

stilesisbiles:

commandtower-solring-go:

paxpinnae:

gstringofsuburbia:

frances-still-needs-her-revenge:

anchorarms:

gstringofsuburbia:

in 1994 when green day first became famous, they invited pansy division, an openly gay punk band, to open for them for the entire dookie tour knowing full well the responses would be mixed. in 2016/2017, on their revolution radio tour, green day chose only female led punk bands to open for them to help create recognition for these artists in a male dominated scene. this band has always been using their voices for the right reasons and i love them so much for that.

And Against Me! Is opening for them too! A band fronted by a trans woman! Fuck yeah Green Day

If I’m not mistaken, there was a prom somewhere that was cancelled one time because a lesbian couple wanted to go, so Green Day rented a venue and had a prom for them. Not sure about accuracy, my mom told me about that

yes this is true as well!! green day helped to fund and organize this second prom when the first one was cancelled. the second prom was actually open not only to the students of the school, but also to any other lgbtq+ students as well as supporters in the state of mississippi who wanted to attend as well!!

Billy Joe Armstrong once literally leapt into the crowd at Green Day show and drop-kicked a guy who wouldn’t leave a girl alone.

This exemplifies how do to representation right. Being a straight ally doesn’t mean creating things for LGBT+ people. Its about giving those who are already creating a better stage. 

He’s not a “straight ally” he’s bisexual.

He’s not a “straight ally” he’s bisexual.

Jun 2, 2018 194,448 notes
#lgbt
Jun 2, 2018 4,320 notes
#art
Jun 1, 2018 4,642 notes
#history

May 2018

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